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scorpiofactsdaily:

Scorpios and spiders have a unique truce: In return for not killing the spiders, the spiders will not bite the Scorpios. A member of either party that breaks this truce should proceed with extreme caution


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yesterdaywastuesdayright:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

why not


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sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.


78,307 notesReblog 17 hours ago

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.


45,462 notesReblog 17 hours ago
scienceofficermulder:

we gotta step up production

scienceofficermulder:

we gotta step up production

(Source: contac)


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yay hot dog food cart (at Portland State University)

yay hot dog food cart (at Portland State University)


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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies


141,987 notesReblog 1 day ago

fearlesskesha:

'I used to dress a lot in black and now I've let color into my life, its very metaphorical'


49,760 notesReblog 1 day ago

mukuroikusaba:

attack on titan but in the 90s

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sie sin das essen und pick up your pager

(Source: byrde)


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scorpiofactsdaily:

Scorpio, you can have cookies and murder people! Who ever said you can’t have it all?


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