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ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo


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"time to get lucky with the bucky"

-fucKING HELL JAY 
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mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

(Source: thejogging)


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hockpock:

genalovestoons:

orangeyouellis:

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

Instead of going for the first, I think I’m gonna go for the most bizarre ones to pop up.

…and now I’m gonna see where they lead to.

these are going to get annoying so fast but I can’t resist


15,547 notesReblog 11 hours ago

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch


64,857 notesReblog 12 hours ago

laindir asked: thugbro you r drnk ! lol

I am on my third sadie doyle and I feel very happy 


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Breathing - Lifehoue

I’m looking past the shadows in my mind into the truth and I’m, 

Trying to identify the voices in my head.

God which one’s you?

Let me feel one more time what it feels like to feel alive,

And break these calluses off of me,

One more time.

'Cause I am hanging on every word you say and, 

Even if you don’t want to speak tonight that’s alright, 

Alright with me.

'Cause I want nothing more than to sit outside your door and listen to you breathing,

Is where I want to be.

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and i’ll bE YOUR CRYING SHOOOOULDER  



169,910 notesReblog 13 hours ago

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

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