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ok no more throwback time for dumb selfies at work

ok no more throwback time for dumb selfies at work


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scorpiofactsdaily:

Wondering if Scorpio is a good match with another sign? The answer is no. No sign is perfect for another. It’s just a matter of certain people being more tolerable than others


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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."

-Christopher Hitchens (via thehouseofwtf)
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startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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batglass said: 

omfg its like bartenders actually fuckin know how to make drinks. A true miracle

no questions no hesitance no bringing me a glass of straight whisky. just a high ball. didn’t even have to specify I wanted whisky. just a motherfucking high ball


huckleberry collins (at Hall Street Grill)

huckleberry collins (at Hall Street Grill)


I asked for a hi ball and I actually got one like wow (at Hall Street Grill)

I asked for a hi ball and I actually got one like wow (at Hall Street Grill)


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I love spam comments so much you don’t even kno but where is the end of this story you can’t just leave me hanging like that miss barbara adams from the united states of america

I love spam comments so much you don’t even kno

but where is the end of this story you can’t just leave me hanging like that miss barbara adams from the united states of america


scorpiofactsdaily:

Throughout the questionable stream that is time in our universe, many ends have been brought about by being owned by a Scorpio


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ztacey:

help i’m stuck on the synchronised dance competition part of tumblr


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